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A True Diva
Every time I ask a woman to the Opera with me, they always end up crying over the story. Look, I?m just a regular Italian guy who likes to mix culture with beauty. That?s what I wrote on my Easydater ad. So when an angel named Angela answered that she could provide the beauty if I provided the culture, I made a date to meet her. After our first passionate encounter, I bought season tickets. Angela is the perfect date. She really knows how to dress and how to make all the other guys in the room wish they were me. And she has no problem letting a guy know what her needs are and how they are to be fulfilled. A real exhibitionist, Angela must have her pussy licked before heading home. Last week we went to ?Romeo and Juliet?. The world?s most romantic story, and she explodes on me as soon as it finishes. People were filing past us down the grand staircase, watching this gorgeous creature give me shit for the ending, as if I wrote it! I tried to console Angela, but it wasn?t working. What she really needed was a reminder that love lives on - so I did the only thing I could; I grabbed her pussy and gently began to massage her clit. The people didn?t bother her, they were leaving anyway. She leered at me and stage-whispered ?Don?t you think I deserve better?? I knew exactly what she meant. So I got on my knees and got busy. Angela was moaning and wiping the tears from her face as my tongue danced around her delicious pussy. I looked up and saw her scanning the room, truly happy that now she had the audience. My stunning lady pulled my buried tongue from her dripping snatch. The look on her face told me she needed more. I whipped out my cock, and Angela suctioned it down her throat to lube for her pussy. Then I fucked her right there on the staircase, deep firm strokes, all the way and out every time. Angela came, and then I deposited a load in her red lip-sticked mouth before security decided to step in. Those guys were to busy watching to interrupt. But when it was over... Angela adjusted her dress as the guys led us to the exit. The smile on her face told me it was worth the trouble. Just before the doors closed I looked at one security guy and whispered ?She is beautiful?. I hope I haven?t lost Angela to him!